*beep beep beep beep beep* : the alarm rings and rattles against the metal locker converted into a nightstand. peeling the sheets off his skin like dried glue off a hand, the man sits up in bed. *SLAP* the man slaps himself across the face and a guttural moan follows *UGH* as he tries toContinue reading “Getting up for work this morning at a job I am quitting today because The Man is stealing my imagination.”
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Printing photoshop on pasta
If I could print my photoshop file on anything, I would print it in the shape of pasta. Just like alphabet soup or Spongebob Squarepants shaped macaroni, I would want my photoshop work made into unique gluten based seminolla strands. These would undeniably be the most popular pastas on the market, creating an international fadContinue reading “Printing photoshop on pasta”
Going to climb a big rock
Next month I hope I’ll be flying solo to Colorado to climb some big ass rocks… they’re called 14ers and they’re over 14,000 feet in elevation. PRETTY COOL. There’s a lot of avalanches, lightning storms, lions/tigers/bears(oh my!), and rock slides that all have a likelihood of killing me, and I AM PUMPED. If I dieContinue reading “Going to climb a big rock”
Deepfakes = Ed Gein love
Have you ever admired someone so much you just wanted their face? NOW YOU CAN! The future is here man, or wo-man, or woke-man. *singing* “How deep is your love?”. Answer: as deep as your fake.
Drown me in blog
Not popkorn cernels but they still pop. Once they #EXPLODE its #over. Float in the nothingness at the bottom of the #pot. Upper-class entertainment. SAD!
Popping the Popkorn Cernel 